This one needs Dating Guru Lori (DGL)!

Sharing this email with you kiddos:

About 4 years ago I was asked out by a friend of a friend. He was funny, charming, great talker and HOT to boot. So Saturday comes around and I don't hear from him. I'm sad but whatever. Three weeks later a lady comes into the store where I work and asks me if my name is (whatever). I say "Yes". She then asks if I know (whoever) and I say "Yes I do. Is everything ok?" She says "No. I'm (whoever)'s mom. He asked me to come tell you sorry he missed the date. He was involved in a drunk driving accident the Friday before. He is now in jail. This is his third offense." All I could do was say "Ok, thanks for telling me. Nice to meet you, by the way." This is just the kind of crap that happens to me. So now I just don't date.

I told her to get back on that horse. The universe saved her from falling madly in love with a criminal. She should be glad! That is GOOD luck! Think POSITIVE.

DGL